CHAD TEST

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First things first..

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So.. just be honest with your answers...

Being dishonest is not a chad move. Know that dishonesty only hurts you!

To ...

your ...

ever increasing ...

CHADNESS

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#1 How many times a week do you work out?

I don't work out

Once a week

Twice a week

Four times a week

Five times a week

More than five times a week

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#2 How many hours a week do you play video games?

I don't play video games

I play to make money

10 hours a week

30 hours a week

60 hours a week

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#3 How many hours a week do you watch TV?

I don't watch TV

10-25 hours

Between 25-35 hours

More than 40 hours

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#4 Do you eat fruits?

Yes

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#5 Do you eat your vegetables?

Yes

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#6 Do you eat junk food?

Always!

Sometimes, can't help it

🤣

#7 You even lift, bro?

HECK YEA!

NO!

No, because I don't have friends to lift with

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#8 How many times a week do you masturbate?

At least 50-100 times a week

2-3 times

5-10 times

10-20 times

I don't masturbate

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#9 Do you read books?

I don't read

Yes, books about politics and world issues

Yes

Sometimes

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#10 Are you good to your loved ones?

Of course!

I don't have any loved ones...

No, I don't care about anybody

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#11 How much protein do you consume in a day?

More than 200 grams

Between 30-40 grams

Between 10-20 grams

No protein at all

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#12 How many calories do you consume in a day?

2000 calories

1500 calories

500 calories

More than 2000 calories

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#13 If a friend is in a fight, would you help him/her?

Without a doubt, even if we are outnumbered

Nope, I would not. I am scared

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#14 Do you watch porn?

Yes

No! Porn is bad for you!

Sometimes..

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#15 Are you on social media a lot?

Yes, to make money

Yes.. to waste my time

Nope, I don't

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#16 Are you fit?

Heck yeaa!

No!

Nope, but tyring to be!

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#17 Do you know the difference between "your" and "you're"?

Yes

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#18 Are you prepared for end of the world type of scenario?

No, that's for losers

Yesss

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#19 Do you do drugs?

NO!

Yes, regularly

Sometimes

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#20 Do you drink alcohol?

Yes, regularly

Nope..

Sometimes

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#21 Do you smoke cigarettes?

Sometimes

Yes, regularly

Nahh

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#22 Do you smoke pot?

Not for me..

Yes, regularly

Sometimes

CHAD TEST

Hi there! 👋 First things first..

😇

So.. just be honest with your answers...

To ...

your ...

ever increasing ...

CHADNESS

🏋️

#1 How many times a week do you work out?

🎮

#2 How many hours a week do you play video games?

📺

#3 How many hours a week do you watch TV?

🍉

#4 Do you eat fruits?

🥬

#5 Do you eat your vegetables?

💩

#6 Do you eat junk food?

🤣

#7 You even lift, bro?

🍆

#8 How many times a week do you masturbate?

📚

#9 Do you read books?

👨‍👩‍👦‍👦

#10 Are you good to your loved ones?

🥚

#11 How much protein do you consume in a day?

🍲

#12 How many calories do you consume in a day?

⚔️

#13 If a friend is in a fight, would you help him/her?

🍑

#14 Do you watch porn?

📱

#15 Are you on social media a lot?

🏃

#16 Are you fit?

👩‍🏫

#17 Do you know the difference between "your" and "you're"?

🎒

#18 Are you prepared for end of the world type of scenario?

💊

#19 Do you do drugs?

🍷

#20 Do you drink alcohol?

🚬

#21 Do you smoke cigarettes?

🌿

#22 Do you smoke pot?

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